Handbag & Helie

I am fortunate to have understanding friends who are prepared to put their reputations and egos on the line in the name of art.

We took a roadtrip to Pemberton recently with Helie in tow to see the Helen Grey-Smith show. On the way home we call into Manjimup and took advantage of the scenery.

Helie shows us all how life can be lived to the fullest, with great style and enthusiasm.

Handbag becomes a ritual talisman equivalent to a mask in theatre: in masking our breasts with those of the beast we cannot help but respond in kind. This sort of street theatre-sports cannot be underestimated in it's ability to bring out the beast within.

Interestingly enough, touted as a handbag - the ultimate fashion fetish - she becomes an obliging wife or maid, ever responsive to the needs of her man in keeping him well-serviced and maintained in true silver screen goddess style.

Remember ladies in the 'missus' category: Our men need us. Bettina Arndt says we should 'just do it' and roll over like a good dog who will feel the heat rise mid-coitus. What do you think?